GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A